WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second